The house on the front lot has finally been listed so we picked up one of the fliers. The box is crammed full and they are kind of moist and wrinkled. They're also kind of hard to get out. Since we love our neighboring developer so much, we decided to help him advertise by posting a copy of the flier on our blog. Here it is. Enough said. Enjoy!
couple of questions-
ReplyDelete1. how do you upgrade a house that's been built from scratch? I always understood the term upgrade to mean an improvement to a pre-existing structure.
2. Why is it considered amazing? Is this really the proper adjective to use? Wouldn't Lovely or Gorgeous be more suitable? Amazing can have some very ...alarming contextual meaning. Like- isn't that leaning bannister amazing in that it defies gravity?
And what does "square footage to be verified by buyer to own satisfaction" mean? (if that's not a red stop light, I don't know what is)
Pity poor Erin Kline. She'll be sitting on this one for a while.